In the closing of Toys ‘R Us, no one had mentioned the future generations of kids who don’t want to grow up, but now don’t have a choice.
these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy
im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells were fucking around

I hear the beat of We Will Rock You
hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry
i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings
hey op where did you see the buildings
where are the buildings op
I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called “Top Tier” which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier.
I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I don’t remember what the first two were, but the third one was, “you can go to hell,” which meant that for whichever reason, you weren’t interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldn’t even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option.
I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.
again, I really need to read the usernames on this fucking site
Omfg I skip the username every Frickin time!!!
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